Inflated Job Title
What would LinkedIn call a Personal Trainer?
We inflated “Personal Trainer” through three levels of LinkedIn corporate speak.
Mild
Fitness & Wellness Coach
Personalized exercise programming and motivation
Peak LinkedIn
Human Performance Optimization Consultant
Designing bespoke physical transformation roadmaps for high-performing individuals
Full Delusion
Chief Skeletal-Muscular Disruption Architect & VP of Voluntary Suffering
I monetize the gap between who you are and who you told yourself you'd be in January
About This Inflation
The job title “Personal Trainer” is one of the most commonly inflated titles on LinkedIn. While there’s nothing wrong with the real title, LinkedIn culture has turned job titles into an arms race of corporate jargon. LinkedInflated uses AI to generate the kind of absurdly inflated titles you’d actually see in the wild — from a mild embellishment to full corporate delusion.
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